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Post by --> arcticstripe <-- on Jul 6, 2006 22:05:20 GMT -5
This game goes like this:
Somebody asks a stupid question, somebody answers it stupidly and then gives another stupid question. You must answer stupidly!
A man decides to take the flower to work, why?
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Post by moonchaser on Jul 7, 2006 9:57:57 GMT -5
because he want's to refreshen his desk drawers.
The catsup packet wants to grow up and become a waterbed. Why?
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Post by --> arcticstripe <-- on Jul 7, 2006 10:21:56 GMT -5
Because he has always dreamed of being a popstar, and only waterbeds can do that.
How many toes do elephants have?
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Post by moonchaser on Jul 7, 2006 14:53:35 GMT -5
82, on a good day.
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Post by --> arcticstripe <-- on Jul 7, 2006 14:58:23 GMT -5
Why are flamingo's pink?
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Post by moonchaser on Jul 7, 2006 15:05:31 GMT -5
because beetles are magenta
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Post by --> arcticstripe <-- on Jul 7, 2006 15:26:58 GMT -5
[ you're supposed to put a question down after you answer it ]
How do pigs fly?
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Post by moonchaser on Jul 7, 2006 15:37:03 GMT -5
[oops! forgot about that incy-wincy detail...]
Jump off the roof of a 30-story cheese-making plant.
Is your refrigerator running?
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Post by .:neptune< on Jul 7, 2006 17:14:30 GMT -5
Yah, it went to chase the ice cream truck.
How do you sharpen 39 colored pencils at the same time?
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Post by moonchaser on Jul 7, 2006 17:56:16 GMT -5
Throw them into an incenerator.
How do you shatter a mirror?
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Post by .:neptune< on Jul 7, 2006 19:38:24 GMT -5
Be polite and ask it to do it itself...
How do you stop a volcano from erupting?
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Post by --> arcticstripe <-- on Jul 7, 2006 20:26:23 GMT -5
Stick a carot in the top, that is if it fits.
Why can't polar bears live underwater?
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Post by .:neptune< on Jul 7, 2006 20:35:29 GMT -5
The whales kept beating all of the polar bear's in their own chess tournaments.
How do you stop a monkey from eating a bannana?
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Post by moonchaser on Jul 7, 2006 20:53:59 GMT -5
Spell the word banana right. lol
Where did the word "zebra" come from?
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Post by .:neptune< on Jul 7, 2006 21:55:34 GMT -5
Adam was having an off day...(Adam and Eve)
What sound does a giraffe make as it is being strangled by a hippo?
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