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Post by .:neptune< on Jul 18, 2006 20:02:23 GMT -5
A state that breeds blue-eyed horses.
Why do people think that tomato's are a veggie, when it is a fruit?
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Post by --> arcticstripe <-- on Jul 19, 2006 7:02:00 GMT -5
Because when tomatoes were first harvested they looked exatly like grapes and tasted exactly like them, but then they changed  The tomatoes grew ugly like they are and everybody calls ugly things vegatables. When was the first grape eaten? |
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Post by .:neptune< on Jul 20, 2006 7:57:55 GMT -5
When some lucky person plucked it and stuck it in their mouth... ;D
How loud can a mini-speaker go?
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Post by moonchaser on Jul 20, 2006 8:59:37 GMT -5
VROOM!
Why do people write poetry?
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Post by .:neptune< on Jul 20, 2006 9:15:20 GMT -5
They don't want to write stories.
Why do dogs have long tongues?
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Post by >>:Featherstone:<< on Jul 23, 2006 20:01:57 GMT -5
Because they'e direct descendents of giraffes...  Why does my kitten seem unnaturally high today?? |
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Post by moonchaser on Jul 24, 2006 17:03:47 GMT -5
he went to that foam party last night that his mother told him not to go to and the gangsta cats were doing illegal drugs and boy, your kitten really doesn't know how to hold his catnip...
HOW DO WATER BOTTLES HOLD JUICE?
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Post by --> arcticstripe <-- on Jul 30, 2006 17:41:52 GMT -5
Because the word water in cat language means juice in human language, and so we started to go by the way of the cat!
How many fingers am I holding up?
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Post by cinderpelt on Jul 30, 2006 19:35:36 GMT -5
Figure 8
Why does Artic has a smiley face for her avatar?
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Post by --> arcticstripe <-- on Jul 30, 2006 21:18:39 GMT -5
Because I think when you see a smily, you'll smile back and then the smiley will frown. I haven't tried it, but I think it will work! Lol
When will the earth turn to mush?
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Post by ~The~Fire~Within~ on Jul 30, 2006 21:24:43 GMT -5
When Featherstone's kitten dies...
Why am I hyper???
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Post by .:neptune< on Jul 30, 2006 21:30:12 GMT -5
Cuz you had a little too many pop rocks and pop...lol... ;D
Where is the end of the earth?
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Post by --> arcticstripe <-- on Jul 30, 2006 21:32:29 GMT -5
Gosh, I've had to give directions to so many people to this place! Go two miles south, take a right on EARTH'S END LANE and go straight. You'll find it there.
How many times can somebody sing the song titled 'THERE IS NO SONG CALLED THIS'
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Post by ~The~Fire~Within~ on Jul 30, 2006 21:35:56 GMT -5
Until they stop...
Where is the jar of cookies???
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Post by .:neptune< on Jul 30, 2006 21:36:55 GMT -5
Somewhere over the rainbow...
How many jumping jacks can a monkey do?
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The tomatoes grew ugly like they are and everybody calls ugly things vegatables.
THANK YOU RAZOR!!! YOU ROCK!!!!