Funny 'Murder' Story

[--> arcticstripe <--]

Ok, so I have this friend named Lauren (I call her Orange Melon or OM) and she goes to camp every year. This year, since I am not going to camp we had a fun idea!

I was going to send her a letter with an adress on it, but no name. That way the counsolor people would have to open it to see who it was for. This is what I would write on the letter:

Dear Lauren,

They found the body. I'm on the run. They don't know it was us, but they can figure it out. I can't tell you where I am incase this letter is intercepted.

You have to get out of Camp, or they'll find you, I'm sure of that.

The good thing is that they think it was somebody else, they think it was Alex or Bob. Yes, Bob as in Rachel. It's good they think it was her, but it could be a problem. Wasn't she next on our list? If we kill her now, they'll know the murders are still out there.

Don't write me back, you won't be able to find me, I'm far from where I was before.

--Your Friend from the Local Mofia

[>> a u t u m n _ l e a v e s]

OMG. That is hilarious. LMAO!

[--> arcticstripe <--]

I know! We really wouldn't do it because we'd get in SO much trouble, but it would be so funny!

[>> a u t u m n _ l e a v e s]

You should do it!

[--> arcticstripe <--]

I would, and I bet Orange Melon would let me, but I can't imagine how much trouble she would get in there! Trust me, you can't read any books in english there (it's a chinease camp), and you cant have anything but chinease candy!! They have a black market there too!!!

[>> a u t u m n _ l e a v e s]

Oh, my. 0_0 What if you can't speak Chinese?

[--> arcticstripe <--]

You learn it there She wanted me to go with her this year. You have to take a test at the begining to see what level your at. She said she could either cheat and make me get to a high level, or she could perposefully flunk and be at the low level *rolls eyes* She's so funny! Lol

[>> a u t u m n _ l e a v e s]

So what happens if you know nothing? You still learn it? xD

[--> arcticstripe <--]

Yup. They give you chinease names too. Orange Melon taught me what my name would be if I wanted it something like the same. It was funny, it meant. Hungry? House. ;D

[<__Set:.:In:.:Stone__>]

xD that letter's hilarious. Maybe I should do it to my friends....

[--> arcticstripe <--]

That would be sooo funny! It would stink if they some how tracked it to you though because they thought it was real. Think of how much explaining you'd have to do! Lol

[<__Set:.:In:.:Stone__>]

I would be like....... uhhhhh. *points to older brother* IT WAS HIM!

[--> arcticstripe <--]

If he deny's it, point at the cat or dog, they can't speak so the police will end up taking them away and you'll be free to do it again!

[<__Set:.:In:.:Stone__>]

WoOt! YESH! I will strike again. Except I'll sign it

Your friend from Tellitubbies. That show scares me. Seriously. I'd have nightmares is I was five years old and watching that. *shudders*

[--> arcticstripe <--]

Wait, how did tellitubbies come into the picture? *confused* I never liked Tellitbbies either though